It’s kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.
Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.
Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It’s way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.
I’ve seen a lot of posts about the saja boys having to learn choreo and songs and etc. for the boy band plan, but I think a smaller and infinitely funnier detail is that two demons had to learn the choreo and lyrics for Takedown and perform it as Zoey and Mira
I like how this must have already been happening and her family got a whole night camera set up just so they could see what it looks like. Anyone would :)
You see Perry the Platypus; the other night I was doom-scrolling and came across all these videos on how to be a so-called “alpha male”, and I thought, if I was the alpha male I could easily take over the Tri-State Area. …but the longer I watched the more I realized how difficult all this would be. Wearing these suits ,and going to the gym, and a 20 step skincare routine-my skin care routine is fully comprised of healing all the black eyes you give me. So I came up with THIS: The Alpha-Beta-Omega-Inator! You see it pushes everyone else down the line of masculine hierarchy and-why are you looking at me like that
i started reading this and honestly thought it was a shitpost bc i couldn’t conceive of “yimby vs nimby” as anything other than what little green aliens say to each other
Sorry op im coming at it from completely the other direction where I cannot honestly believe people are comparing shipping discourse to civil engineering
Really love how the person selling this is wearing black latex fetish gloves to protect the pristine condition of Inch the Worm… Beanie Bondage… BeanieSM…
Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.
for a hot minute it looked like 2025 might finally be the year we started noticing & getting ticked off at how male-as-the-default is everywhere, and it’s exhausting
it’s so engrained people don’t even notice they’re doing it.
there’s a toad on my dash 🐸 he’s a wet boy 🐸🐸🐸. there’s a golden retriever on my dash, he is the world’s BESTEST boy 🥰. there’s a skeleton dancing a jig, look at him GO! there’s an abstract face in the clouds in the sky, He’s peering down at us. there is a goddamn polygon juggling balls, he’s such a klutz. it never stops
can’t scroll 5 minutes without this happening, and every time the little lord farquaad in my brain pops up like a prairie dog to taunt me
– ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – two parts / oatmeal / one part / milk – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – that shit / goes down / smooth as / silk
Metrical form: trochaic tetrameter catalectic
Rhyme scheme: rhyming couplets
Other notes: Part of the increasingly productive genre of white Gilgamesh-inspired humorous recipe poems in tetrameter.
I just spent a non-zero amount of time trying to figure out how this relates to the Epic of Gilgamesh.
It’s not related to the epic of Gilgamesh, it’s related to the White Gilgamesh, a similar recipe poem/post which I guess has that name because it sounds vaguely like something an ancient Sumerian would drink.
i’ve always assumed the white gilgamesh poem (‘two thirds beer and one third milk’) was playing on gilgamesh being described as two thirds divine and one third mortal + his mother ninsun being a goddess associated with cows, hence the milk. although the poem flips the fractions around and suggests goat milk rather than cow milk so. we can only assume the manuscript was at some point corrupted :/
That makes more sense, although it’s weird that the poem specifies goat milk if that’s what it’s referencing.
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blairdiggory_feed) wrote2025-09-16 11:53 am
