I’m at a diner for breakfast. There’s a post-club girl here in yesterday’s makeup and sweats. Her friend says “Oh my God it’s the 31st.” This girl lifts her head off the table and says ’….. of what?’
The friend orders her breakfast. Recovery girl just kind of stares at the menu.
Friend: “…. She’ll have breakfast potatoes and wheat toast.”
The waitress looks so sympathetic and brings them more water.
I get the feeling that this is a first week of college, freshly 21 thing. They are discussing going to the Dollar Tree for painkillers and Gatorade like it’s a long walk to Mordor.
I need y'all to know that the Dollar Tree is across the street.
Recovery girl is eating potatoes with a spoon and her cheek still on the table. It is a Process. All of a sudden she sits up and declares that “Kermit needs new water.”
It’s unclear who that is, but her friend is very patiently convincing her that Kermit can get new water after Recovery Girl finishes *her* water.
While I was typing this it became somewhat clear that Kermit is a fish? Or some other aquatic pet.
As I’m heading out, Recovery Girl is convincing her friend that she can “definitely handle a cheeseburger.”
May we all have a friend like hers, steadfastly reminding us “you’re a vegetarian, babe” in our darkest hours.
just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i’d get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i’m already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too
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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style #text
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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it’s literally not that hard
🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt
I’ve met people who will actually argue against this (and I suggest just blocking anyone who does) but if your choice is between going hungry and getting fast food or snack food….PLEASE JUST FEED YOURSELF. No food is actually bad enough that it’s better to skip eating entirely. Malnutrition is more dangerous, more immediately, and more long-term than any consequences of eating a damn twinkie or a cheeseburger.
At the peak of my disordered eating, I had a nutritionist who was like “milk and cookies is a good snack because fats+sugars+proteins, but more importantly, it’s food that you’ll eat.”
On the bad days where I don’t want to eat cuz food is repulsive, the first thing that doesn’t sound completely disgusting is the thing I’ll eat no matter how healthy or junky it is for THIS EXACT REASON. You can always work out or eat better later, but you can’t do anything to get there if you pass out or worse due to not eating at all.
male domtops are like a common pest, they thrive in low light high moisture environments. You’ll walk past an ill-kept sewage system and hear “buy her lingerie and fuck her in it” echo from inside
i like that this type of guy is so universally recognized as a pest that even 2k notes in not a single person has gotten mad at me for this
Girl suffering mental illnesses and crippling loneliness: “I’m struggling bad but it’s definitely my fault actually, I just need to try harder somehow. I just need to find a way to try harder”
no actually it isnt charming that a service isnt able to provide its service …. if you expect traffic then be prepared for traffic . i dont know how technology works but come onnnnnnn
god isnt it sooooo charming when a website falls apart because no reasonable care was put into planning what would happen for such a hyped-up launch? isnt that just so fucking beautiful how the Service For Buying Games cant be used to Buy Games because Too Many People Are Trying to Buy Game with Buy Game being the Primary Purpose Of Said Service
WOWWW THE POWER OF COMMUNITY WOWWWWWWW SO BEAUTIFUL
Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.
“You could get up early and do it before work” I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let’s focus on things that happen in the real world
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